Joel Santana, an example of "but they can understand what i am saying, right?"

COMUNIQUEITE

Just because the time of South Africa perdate for Islândia, the coach Joel Santana levate um foot in the bunda and was demitided. Joel said to imprensa that isso was sacaneation. that the culpa was not of him, because the time was very bad, with a lot of perebations and it was very difficult to treinate that band of heads of bagres that only pensate in vuvuzela and vudu macumbation.
Joel said that he dont know what time he will treinate now, but he will not go to Fluminense to salvate it of the second divisation because he now make his explications in english and the time of the tricolation dont will understand his instructions from the right, from the left and from behind! But now he wants good luck to Parreira, a great friend he was esquentating the chair in the mode to be the coach of Bafana-Bafana in the next Coup. The business now is take the ball to the frent with the bensations of the Father of the Sky.

Challenge

How do you challenge yourself? Do you know it is the best (I'd dare say the only) way to avoid a lot of diseases? Do you have hobbies? Do you like board games? Do you like working out? Tell me what you like, I said like, doing to challenge yourself. Whatever it is, why don't you try doing it in English, just to add another bit of challenge? It could be very entertaining. Try it out and tell me all about your experience.
I want to challenge myself with some Tai Chi Chuan sessions, for example. Check this video out and see what I'm up to.

Join me for a Tai Chi session?

The heart has its reasons which reason does not understand

Have you ever thought about what life brings to us? Mainly, have you ever taken some time to understand how those things come to us? If we could focus on ourselves, trying to be honest with ourselves, lots of things could be so much different. What do you think about it?

I loved this video. It is food for deep thought, I believe. Check it out.

I would love to hear from you on this idea.

Jokes to laugh

Vocabulary is something we acquire mainly through being in contact with it and better if it is in a context. So I hope not only you enjoy the fun but also grab some vocabulary as well.
Have fun.

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!


If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

I am here now, trying to put down some words. I know.... everyone thinks it's not so easy to write. I have to agree. But I also know that we cannot achieve any goal if we do not put our hearts and souls onto it, and a lot of effort as well. Don't you think so?

Dropped "h" causes trouble for France's Kouchner
Mon Oct 06 19:42:54 UTC 2008
PARIS (Reuters) - A dropped 'h' landed English-speaking French Foreign Minister Bernard Kouchner in trouble on Sunday after he was mistakenly quoted as saying Israel could gobble up Iran if it wanted to.
"I honestly don't believe that it will give any immunity to Iran ... because you will eat them before," Kouchner was quoted by Israel's Haaretz newspaper as saying in an interview about the possibility of Tehran gaining a nuclear weapon.
But the French Foreign Ministry issued a brief statement later saying Koucher had said 'hit' -- meaning carrying out a surgical pre-emptive strike -- rather than 'eat'.
"He regrets the unfortunate misunderstanding this phonetic confusion has caused," the ministry said.
The letter 'h' is silent in French and many French people inadvertently drop it when speaking English.
The foible gave rise to the "Allo, Allo" title of a British Broadcasting Corp television comedy about wartime France and colors the accent of the blundering Inspector Clouseau in the Pink Panther films.
(Reporting by Marcel Michelson and Allyn Fisher-Ilan in Jerusalem; Editing by Richard Balmforth)

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